weird thoughts

As some of you may know I tend to drive around alot as part of my job so therefore spend huge amounts of time on the carpark that is the M25, this gives me huge amounts of time to ponder things.

Yesterday I was in traffic and was thinking about Amanda and Ben in there fight against rodents and bugs and it got me thinking on a rather strange tangent. Firstly I always thought the pharmaceutical/chemical industry were rich, so why are they having to fight holy plagues of insects?

then and dont ask me why I thought about mice and rats and catching them.......at which point I suddenly giggled to myself and thought does that mean that Disneyland is a huge human trap operated my a giant mouse?

and this got me thinking of lots of stupid things that my friends and I have discussed at silly oclock after more than a few beers

here are some I can remember

since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak?

why is Dyslexia a word for people who have trouble reading and spelling........

why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

why do they sterilise the needles on a lethal injection? would an infection be your main worry?


I am sure there are lots of these out there, I am just interested to hear any strange thoughts from you

Jeffers